Show Host: Luke, I am your father. Clean up your room.
    - [Food Network]

Quinn: Look, when you get thrown off a horse, you have to get up and shoot it, right?
    - [Daria]

Will Ferrell: Do you think this is a giggle fest, Private Son of a Bitch!?
    - [Saturday Night Live]

Jimmy Fallon: (after being kissed by Ian McKellen) Does that mean I'm knighted? Or did I just get queened?
    - [Saturday Night Live]

Homer: Don't worry! Being eaten by a crocodile is just like going to sleep... in a giant blender!
    - [The Simpsons]

Marge: We'd better stay inside, at least until the squirrels stop melting.
    - [The Simpsons]

Milhouse: Well, Bart, we learned that war is not the answer.
Bart: Except to all of America's problems.
Milhouse: Amen.
    - [The Simpsons]

Marge: It took the children forty minutes to locate Canada on the map!
Homer: Marge, anyone can miss Canada, all tucked away down there.
    - [The Simpsons]

Kevin Smith: So make like Han in carbonite and don't move.
    - [Star Wars Official Fan Film Awards]

Josie Lawrence: Your baby's lovely, but it'd look so much better with gravy on its head.
    - [Whose Line Is It, Anyway?]

Spanish Man: I have lost many friends to the squirrels.
    - [EDS Commercial]

Steve Irwin: It's urinating on Terri! Great stuff!
    - [The Crocodile Hunter]

Red: What did I tell you about calling your sister the devil?
Eric: That it's offensive to the devil?
    - [That 70s Show]

Red: All you had to do was build a cabin out of Lincoln Logs.
Eric: Well, I thought I'd get extra points for building the Millennium Falcon.
Red: The what? If that's a Star Wars thing, I'm going to kick you in the ass.
    - [That 70s Show]